| Standing | Team | Roster | Seed | SPR | Matches |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Violently evaporating you asmr | bandana waddle dee | 21 | +8 | |
 | WaffleTheGOAT | WaffleCat | 26 | +8 | |
 |  Ah yes Gambling🎰🎰🎰 | Sollic | 30 | +7 | |
| 4th |  ayesha erotica stans wya | Rune | 13 | +4 | |
| 5th | 22? no job? no college? | abyx | 25 | +5 | |
| #1 farm merge valley fan | Painter | 16 | +3 | ||
| 7th |  Silly Squad (but solo) | Pokelynx | 24 | +3 | |
 Nope! | eggs♪ | 18 | +3 | ||
| 9th |  BALATRO | shate | 20 | +2 | |
| can i get second pls | mystic? | 29 | +3 | ||
 i heard i dont have to play | PARASITE | 27 | +3 | ||
 IM SO GAY | jayke | 14 | +1 | ||
| 13th |  Born to die | NRG Benjyfishy | 1 | -7 | |
 Super Failures | robearl9 | 28 | +2 | ||
| if i win ill buy a lottery ticke | Koyora | 2 | -6 | ||
| .96 fan club | Plasma? | 17 | +1 | ||
| 17th | if i miss this heat wave i kms | Zuun | 6 | -4 | |
 Fatass Teto | EebySleebyElla | 3 | -6 | ||
 idk | seminar | 10 | -2 | ||
 Squidbeak Splatana | NewSquidbeakSplatoon | 31 | +1 | ||
 Satven | Saturn_splat | 12 | -2 | ||
| Mpreg Monday | Lilalychi 💫 | 23 | 0 | ||
| koyora stinks | Reiyu | 8 | -3 | ||
| painterstoplayingfarmmergevalley | lumi :3 | 22 | 0 | ||
| 25th | Jaime les enfants | pink | 11 | -3 | |
| waow | nox | 19 | -1 | ||
 Bellroc | 𓇢𓆸 | 7 | -4 | ||
| 99% of gamblers quit before they | passion | 15 | -2 | ||
 BLUEYMOM!! WILL WIN | HugeBirden | 5 | -5 | ||
 Never Stop Gambling 🎰🎰🎰 | 滴滴哒滴滴哒嘿 ↻ | 4 | -6 | ||
 binah fanclub | roon? | 9 | -3 |