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Hammer? I actually know her quite well

Wellstring V
Wellstring V
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Swim Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Special Power Up
Object Shredder
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Hammer? I hardly know her

Wellstring V
Wellstring V
Bucket Hat
Last-Ditch Effort
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Crustwear XXL
Swim Speed Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Run Speed Up
Canary Trainers
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Chara forced me to play this

Custom Wellstring V
Custom Wellstring V
Urchin Understitch
Last-Ditch Effort
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Missus Shrug Tee
Swim Speed Up
Sub Power Up
Sub Power Up
Run Speed Up
Cream Hi-Tops
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Born to crab, forced to cooler 😖

Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau
Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau
Sea-Me-Nots
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Quick Super Jump
Pink Easy-Stripe Shirt
Run Speed Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Sub Resistance Up
White Laceless Dakroniks
Stealth Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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"Wait! Is that a crab 🦀??"

Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau
Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau
Li'l Devil Horns
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Annaki Red Cuff
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Faux Sharkskin Platfins
Stealth Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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RIP Bestie

Ballpoint Splatling
Ballpoint Splatling
Aux Boxes
Special Power Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Quick Super Jump
Berry BlobMob Tee
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
White Lo-Vert Hi-Tops
Drop Roller
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Makes ink vac suck more (or less?)

Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau
Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau
Special Charge Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Sub Power Up
Sub Power Up
Quick Super Jump
Run Speed Up
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Professional Rapid

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco
Rapid Blaster Pro Deco
Black FishFry Bandana
Swim Speed Up
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Takoroka Windcrusher
Ink Saver (Main)
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Punk Yellows
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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The "cooler" rapid is actually RPD

Rapid Blaster Pro WNT-R
Rapid Blaster Pro WNT-R
Special-Forces Beret
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Barazushi Peacoat
Swim Speed Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Ink Resistance Up
Navy Enperrials
Stealth Jump
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Sub Resistance Up
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Prosumer Splattershot

Forge Splattershot Pro
Forge Splattershot Pro
Splash Goggles
Last-Ditch Effort
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Airflow & Hustle Jacket
Swim Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Ink Resistance Up
Orca Woven Hi-Tops
Stealth Jump
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Sub Resistance Up
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491.67 °Ra Splattershot

Splattershot Pro FRZ-N
Splattershot Pro FRZ-N
Fierce Fishskull
Comeback
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Tri-Shred Tee
Swim Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Ink Resistance Up
Red & White Squidkid III
Stealth Jump
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Sub Resistance Up
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Inkjet is my favorite special 🥺

Annaki Splattershot Nova
Annaki Splattershot Nova
Squidbeak Shield
Special Power Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Ink-Black Tangle Top
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Power Up
Truffle Canvas Hi-Tops
Drop Roller
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Sleep Mask Gives 10° Jump RNG

Gleamz Blaster
Gleamz Blaster
Deluxury Sleep Mask
Comeback
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Special Saver
Lime BlobMob Tee
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Quick Super Jump
Blue & Black Squidkid III
Stealth Jump
Sub Power Up
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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I promise I notice the 0.22° difference

Range Blaster
Custom Range Blaster
Tentaclinger Earring
Comeback
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Annaki Choker Tee
Intensify Action
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Red Hi-Tops
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Casual Rapid 2

Rapid Blaster Deco
Rapid Blaster Deco
Special Power Up
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Saver (Sub)
Swim Speed Up
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Special Saver
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Casual Rapid

Rapid Blaster Deco
Rapid Blaster Deco
Swim Speed Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Saver (Sub)
Intensify Action
Intensify Action
Special Saver
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
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We live in a society

S-BLAST '91
S-BLAST '91
Sneaky Beanie
Comeback
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Saver (Sub)
Hacker Jacket
Quick Respawn
Quick Respawn
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
Punk Nights
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Saver (Sub)
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L-3

Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose
Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose
Pearl Plushie
Special Power Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Special Power Up
Lime Hoodless
Swim Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Quick Super Jump
Pearl-Scout Lace-Ups
Drop Roller
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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This cost 5 gold scales

H-3 Nozzlenose
H-3 Nozzlenose
Swim Goggles
Comeback
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Garden Gear
Special Charge Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Ink Resistance Up
Musselforge Flip-Flops
Stealth Jump
Sub Power Up
Sub Power Up
Sub Resistance Up
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She's about to watch Interstellar

Planetz Big Swig Roller
Planetz Big Swig Roller
3D Glasses
Last-Ditch Effort
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Green Velour Octoking Tee
Ink Saver (Sub)
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Ink Resistance Up
New-Day Arrows
Stealth Jump
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Sub Resistance Up
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Centrist Painbrush

Painbrush Nouveau
Painbrush Nouveau
Now or Never Horns
Comeback
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Sub Power Up
Dakro Golden Tee
Swim Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Sub Power Up
N-Pacer Au
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Build Analyzer
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Aggro Pencil

Snipewriter 5H
Snipewriter 5H
Special Charge Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Stealth Jump
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Ink Resistance Up
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I play this like a splatling

Snipewriter 5H
Snipewriter 5H
Tulip Parasol
Last-Ditch Effort
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Run Speed Up
Half-Sleeve Sweater
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Quick Super Jump
White Norimaki 750s
Run Speed Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Ink Resistance Up
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Custom Explosher

Custom Explosher
Custom Explosher
Knitted Hat
Last-Ditch Effort
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Special Saver
Forge Inkling Parka
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Red Work Boots
Stealth Jump
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Ink Resistance Up
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Mini SJ

Mini Splatling RTL-R
Mini Splatling RTL-R
Now or Never Earrings
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Quick Super Jump
Takoroka \m/ Crab
Run Speed Up
Sub Power Up
Sub Power Up
Sub Resistance Up
Chained DC Toejamz
Stealth Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Recommend using a VPN

Torrentz Hydra Splatling
Torrentz Hydra Splatling
Swim Goggles
Special Charge Up
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Anchor Life Vest
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
OB Gaiter Waders
Run Speed Up
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Tri-Stringer

Tri-Stringer
Order Stringer Replica
Last-Ditch Effort
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Run Speed Up
Object Shredder
Special Power Up
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
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Bow Idea

Bulbz Tri-Stringer
Bulbz Tri-Stringer
Special Power Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Run Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Special Power Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
Build Analyzer