Turf WarSplat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

The "I'm hungry" dude from the train station

Tri-Stringer
Tri-Stringer
Wharfside Cap
Swim Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Special Charge Up
Schoolyard Scrap Jack
Thermal Ink
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Quick Super Jump
Force ReBoots
Object Shredder
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Quick Super Jump
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Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

Fucking around with that G19

N-ZAP '85
N-ZAP '85
Safari Hat
Last-Ditch Effort
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Run Speed Up
Ink-Black Tangle Top
Special Charge Up
Swim Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Special Saver
Punk Nights
Stealth Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Intensify Action
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Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

*heavy monkey noises*

Splattershot
Splattershot
Skull Bandana
Comeback
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Run Speed Up
Black Ranger Vest
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Punk Nights
Stealth Jump
Special Saver
Quick Super Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Build Analyzer
Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

#INeedMoBolets!!

Heavy Edit Splatling
Heavy Edit Splatling
Special-Forces Beret
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Black Ranger Vest
Run Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Quick Super Jump
Field Duck Boots
Object Shredder
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
Build Analyzer
Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

What me and John Wick have in common?

Snipewriter 5H
Snipewriter 5H
Dustcloud Cap
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Saver
Ink-Black Tangle Top
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Swim Speed Up
U Jellys
Run Speed Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Build Analyzer
Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

Wdym I can't fire an extict creature?

Nautilus 47
Nautilus 47
Wharfside Cap
Swim Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
King Mesh Tee
Run Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Swim Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Punk Nights
Stealth Jump
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Quick Super Jump
Build Analyzer
Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

She ball on my point 'till I splatling

Ballpoint Splatling
Ballpoint Splatling
Dustcloud Cap
Run Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Forge Inkling Parka
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Dappled Hammertreads
Drop Roller
Special Power Up
Special Power Up
Special Charge Up
Build Analyzer
Splat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

"I'm heavy weapons guy"

Heavy Splatling
Heavy Splatling
Wharfside Cap
Swim Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Forge Inkling Parka
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Special Charge Up
Field Duck Boots
Object Shredder
Ink Resistance Up
Ink Resistance Up
Sub Resistance Up
Build Analyzer
Turf WarSplat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

Cancer splattershot Nova

Annaki Splattershot Nova
Annaki Splattershot Nova
Fake Contacts
Sub Power Up
Ink Saver (Sub)
Special Power Up
Sub Power Up
Orca Bolero
Special Power Up
Special Saver
Special Saver
Ink Saver (Main)
E-JECT 30XX
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Special Charge Up
Build Analyzer
Turf WarSplat ZonesTower ControlRainmakerClam Blitz

This should scare the ATF

Splatterscope
Splatterscope
360 All-Scopes
Ink Saver (Sub)
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Negative Longcuff Sweater
Haunt
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Run Speed Up
Onyx 01STERs
Ink Saver (Sub)
Quick Super Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Saver (Sub)
Build Analyzer
Tower ControlRainmaker

Vietcong with a 50 BMG chambered gas pump

E-liter 4K Scope
E-liter 4K Scope
Bamboo Hat
Run Speed Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Ink Recovery Up
Olive Ski Jacket
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Ink Saver (Main)
Red Hammertreads
Ink Saver (Main)
Quick Super Jump
Quick Super Jump
Ink Recovery Up
Build Analyzer