My owner died in a tragic car accident against a Grade 7 curse (the "that feeling you get when you're famished, hot and tired but you have to wait at the bus stop because the app isn't working and you have to guard 5kg of groceries like a mother cat guards a bunch of kittens in front of all things remotely resembling a male cat and all of your friends are playing Metaphor RE:Fantazio featuring John Metaphor from the Metaphor RE:Fantazio franchise and complaining about the superbosses in that game (they're quite fair, really, the dragons and Elegy of the Soul are not that hard, just play the game and you'll win, silly, but if you want to hear about a really annoying series of bossfights, try the superbosses from Shin Megami Tensei 5: Vengeance, because those are all either absolutely stupid or totally broken and require a guide you found from some dude named "xxX_BallMuncher_Xxx" on GameFAQs [not the religion board, that one's weird] and he only discusses some esoteric BS about stats and how you can see every viable strategy while high on LSD and called John ATLAS, because God forbid you play a game normally and design it to be beaten rather than beat yourself off for having 'hard bosses' when they're not super nor bosses they're guide-checks and they make me want to nut-check the entire development team for their god-awful decisions) and thanks to your several problems and deficiencies you're just SOL until the next bus comes by, and the only God knows why the app only works during select periods, like - this company went public just because they were that abysmal of a transport company and still they're atrocious, we should riot and create our own public transport company and have the routes be designed by only the most autistic of route-makers, because they've somehow designed eight maps on the group Discord server that are infinitely more efficient and have so many hours of research into them that they could have six PH.Ds, anyway where's that bus?" curse).
