Sometimes, sometimes, you may wonder, "why would i have an aquatic creature on my team". The answer, of course, is long, complicated, and takes quite a while to reach. So, for this reason, I've decided to bring it here, to you.
For starters, starfish are predators in tidepools. We're not like sponges who just filter feed like betas. Actually, starfish can prey on sponges.
Now, I feel this distinction is important to make. By 'predator' I of course mean a creature that preys on other creatures, and no other definition of the word.
Starfish are cool, too. Have you met Patrick Star? No? I have. That's right, I've met the legendary Patrick Star. He's my brother. We're close. I could actually introduce you to him, if you'd like.
Starfish do have enough limbs to play splatoon, if this is a problem that has arisen in your mind. While we usually have just 5 of them, our more limbly gifted can have dozens. Tons to hit buttons. So much raw button pressing potential.
Starfishes will not get mad at the videogame. This is mostly because they can't. Starfish will also not find you. We live in the ocean. We can not invade your house, even if we want to. This means you can throw as much as you want with a starfish on your team. You're perfectly safe.
Considering the fact that we live in the ocean, this means that you can always find a sea dwelling team mate. Other team mate options have "time zones" and "need to sleep" so if you want to play a set during the middle of the night, you'll be out of luck. Unless, of course, you consider the fact that starfish live in like every ocean. There's always some available to play with.
If you don't want to lose a set because your teammates keep disconnecting, literally just get a starfish. We all have excellent internet. How, you might be wondering. Well, we leech off the undersea cables. Very reliable.
You're probably feeling very enlightened. So, to answer your question, the reason you should have an aquatic creature on your te
